Bedroom Essentials by Nina Hartley
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This isn’t just decor. It’s a directive.
Soft where you want softness. Bold where you want statement. This Nina Hartley® pillowcase turns any room into a more honest, more erotic, more you kind of space. On one side: Nina, mid-glance, skin sun-warmed and playful. On the other: her reminder in clean, commanding text — F*ck like you’re listening.
Whether you go velveteen for a plush, body-loving feel or canvas for structure and texture, you’ll get a vivid, never-fade print and Montreal-made craftsmanship. This is the kind of home object that talks back. That holds you while it teaches. That makes the bed feel like part of the conversation.
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Say it with your hips. These "Fuck Like You’re Listening" cheeky briefs blend bold attitude with an ultra-comfy fit. Featuring Nina in a ripped Girlwood tee and electrified backdrop, this design isn’t just hot — it’s a statement. The soft peachskin jersey and smooth waistband offer all-day wearability, while the graphic reminds us that presence is the sexiest skill.
Whether you wear them solo or under your favorite fit, these undies are for anyone who brings heart, humor, and heat to the bedroom.
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Slide into something a little more playful with the After Hours Boyshorts. Featuring a retro neon sunset, a confident wink from Nina, and a cut that flatters every curve, these boyshorts are made for nights that last a little longer. The fit is soft, stretchy, and designed to move with you — whether you’re dancing in your living room or staying in bed till noon. Crafted from our signature peachskin jersey and lined for breathable comfort, this pair is equal parts bold and cozy. A wide elastic waistband adds security and style, while sublimation printing keeps the colors as vibrant as you are.
These aren’t your average intimates — they’re lingerie that lives out loud.
This isn’t just a crop tank. It’s a call to action wrapped in stretch-knit armor.
Designed for queers, kinksters, caregivers, and sacred sluts of all kinds, the Mutual Aid Crop Tank features Nina’s rallying cry — “I can’t eat all the p*ssy myself. I need your help.” Whether you’re working the dance floor, raising your signs in the street, or straddling someone sweet, this top moves with you through sweat, sensation, and collective care.
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For the feminist, the pleasure activist, the ethical kinkster—underwear that fits your values as snugly as your body. These aren’t just briefs—they’re a soft rebellion against boring, complicit basics.
95% Organic Cotton, 5% Spandex—breathable, buttery-soft, and built for movement (whether you’re protesting or playfully peeling them off)
Cheeky cut, bold message—because why whisper when you can wink?
XS–4X sizing—no body left behind in this revolution
Ethically sewn—no exploitation, just radical softness
For the man (or person) who knows: Consent is sexy, mutual aid starts between the sheets, and underwear should spark as much joy as it does conversation.
$28 | Sizes XS–4X | Machine Wash Cold (like your ex’s texts)
Wear them to: Dates that turn into debates. Pride parades that turn into protests. Bedrooms that turn into battlegrounds for better sex.
Because the revolution deserves a well-dressed participant.
[Add to Cart]—Your conscience (and your cheeks) will thank you.
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For the lovers who believe mutual pleasure is the best kind. These cheeky boyshorts from the Mutual Aid line feature Nina in her softest, boldest glory—inviting you to celebrate connection, expression, and play. Designed with a rainbow twist and a flirtatious fit, this pair is a tribute to every body that gives and receives with joy.
Whether you’re strutting around the house, heading out with a secret under your clothes, or gifting your favorite partner in crime, these boyshorts are here to turn up the heat without sacrificing comfort.
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Not every statement needs to be loud — but it does need to be clear.
These soft-stretch boyshorts feature Nina Hartley’s iconic directive — “Fck like you’re listening.”* — printed across the front waistband like a private pledge and a public dare. Set on a glitch-black background with a smooth, low-profile seam, they’re made for movement, lounging, or letting someone discover the message when they get close enough.
It’s comfort with a backbone. Everyday underwear for people who don’t perform — they pay attention.
Let your hips carry the message.
These no-fly boxer briefs feature Nina Hartley’s command — “Fuck like you’re listening.” — printed right across the most attention-holding real estate. The glitch-black backdrop evokes static, tension, and electricity — a visual nod to the difference between noise and signal. These are built for comfort, built for breath, and built to be read.
Whether they’re worn under jeans, jockstraps, or absolutely nothing else, these briefs don’t whisper. They instruct.
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This thong says what many don’t — with just the right mix of cheek and power. Featuring Nina’s bold “F*ck like you’re listening” quote, this piece from the After Hours collection is more than lingerie — it’s a statement. Cut for comfort and attitude, it’s crafted from a silky-smooth polyester-spandex blend that moves with you.
The sleek black waistband and edgy full-print design make this thong feel like a second skin you’ll want to show off — or keep to yourself. Whether it’s an everyday staple or your go-to for turning up the heat, this thong brings boldness where it counts.
Crafted from a luxurious blend of 97% Polyester and 3% Spandex, these women's thongs offer the perfect combination of softness and stretch for all-day wear. With a comfy band for a quality feel, five size options for the perfect fit, and an all-over print design for that added flair, these thongs are sure to become your new go-to for everyday comfort and confidence.
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Cue the slow jams. The After Hours Thong brings you vintage Nina in full seduction mode — headphones on, jacket open, eyes locked. This isn’t just underwear. It’s a mood.
Made for everyday wear but designed to flirt with the mirror, this piece sits soft and snug where it counts. The vivid digital print captures that iconic “radio sex goddess” vibe with just the right amount of cheek.
Pair it with a bold attitude, your favorite tracks, or nothing else at all. This thong turns your top drawer into a backstage pass.
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Comfort meets provocation in the Mutual Aid Boxer Briefs – P*ssy Edition. These rainbow-wrapped briefs carry Nina’s now-iconic call to action: “I can’t eat all this pussy myself. I need your help.” Designed for bodies of any gender who love bold underwear with deeper meaning, this piece is part invitation, part tribute to the kind of shared pleasure that makes the world go round.
The fit is supportive but flexible, with a smooth waistband and breathable, antimicrobial fabric. You’ll feel secure and seen whether you’re lounging at home or layered up on the go. Ideal for lovers, givers, switchers, service subs, and all friends of the femme divine.
Add it to your Mutual Aid drawer — and remember, the work of pleasure is best done together.
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You can’t build a better world without a little help — and this thong says it with style.
The Mutual Aid Thong features Nina’s vintage iconography front and center, framed by a radiant Pride rainbow and her legendary quote:
“I can’t eat all this pussy by myself. I need your help.”
Equal parts rally cry and flirtation, this piece is built for comfort and unapologetic expression. The cut flatters, the stretch moves with you, and the message? Clear.
Whether you’re gifting a fellow pleasure revolutionary, dressing up for your own reflection, or just want a daily dose of queer joy under your jeans — this thong has you (barely) covered.
97% polyester, 3% spandex
Breathable antimicrobial fabric
4-way stretch for ease and movement
Wide elastic waistband that stays put
Digitally printed on demand in the USA
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach
No ironing, no dry cleaning needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Nina, front and center — holding the gaze, guarding the goods.
These boxer briefs feature a vintage Nina Hartley moment cropped just to the edge, leaving the rest up to imagination (and your movement). Paired with a full-spectrum neon backdrop, these briefs offer bold expression and all-day comfort in one steady, sexy package.
Built for bodies that want both room and support, this no-fly cut keeps everything in place without cramping your style. It’s queer-friendly, comfort-forward, and damn near protest-ready.
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Where comfort meets command — and Nina meets your hips.
These bold boyshorts feature a vintage Nina Hartley in full erotic presence, set against a fluid neon spectrum that catches the light and refuses to disappear. This isn’t just underwear — it’s wearable legacy. Queer, iconic, and unapologetically body-forward.
Designed for movement and made to last, these boyshorts are soft, stretchy, and lined for daily wear or after-dark statement. Low-key from the front. Full impact from behind.
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Nina booty on your booty. Neon on your terms.
These limited-edition cheeky briefs feature a vintage Nina Hartley moment in full command — centered, unbothered, and absolutely unmissable. Set against a fluid neon backdrop, these undies don’t just hug your curves — they hold your politics, your pleasure, and your unapologetic self-expression.
Made from ultra-soft peachskin jersey and lined for comfort, these briefs are built for movement, boldness, and repeat performance. Wear them to seduce, to lounge, to protest — or just to remember who the f*ck you are.
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Turn the lights down and the fun up. The Way Back Kimono is an vibrant wrap featuring vintage Nina Hartley in full starlight seduction. Designed with fluid holographic fabric, a black tie belt, and Nina’s signature on the chest, this robe blends intimacy and iconography in one unforgettable silhouette. Perfect as bedroom loungewear, statement outerwear, or your new favorite cover-up.
Artwork paired with luxury in this line of kimonos. Dramatic, elegant look. Perfect for special occasions, gallery shows and festivals!
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The After Hours Cheeky Briefs are made for late-night lounging, sunrise seduction, and everything in between. Featuring Nina’s iconic 80s glow, this dreamy pair brings together retro fantasy and real-life comfort. The cut is cheeky, flirty, and flattering, hugging just right without riding up. Soft peachskin jersey meets a smooth bamboo/spandex lining for a breathable feel against your skin. With a wide elastic waistband and full-color fade-resistant print, these briefs are built for bold bodies and slow mornings.
They’re not just underwear. They’re a wink, a memory, a mood.