F*ck Like You're Listening Boyshorts
Shipping is FREE within the continental United States.
Not every statement needs to be loud — but it does need to be clear.
These soft-stretch boyshorts feature Nina Hartley’s iconic directive — “Fck like you’re listening.”* — printed across the front waistband like a private pledge and a public dare. Set on a glitch-black background with a smooth, low-profile seam, they’re made for movement, lounging, or letting someone discover the message when they get close enough.
It’s comfort with a backbone. Everyday underwear for people who don’t perform — they pay attention.
Shipping is FREE within the continental United States.
Not every statement needs to be loud — but it does need to be clear.
These soft-stretch boyshorts feature Nina Hartley’s iconic directive — “Fck like you’re listening.”* — printed across the front waistband like a private pledge and a public dare. Set on a glitch-black background with a smooth, low-profile seam, they’re made for movement, lounging, or letting someone discover the message when they get close enough.
It’s comfort with a backbone. Everyday underwear for people who don’t perform — they pay attention.
Shipping is FREE within the continental United States.
Not every statement needs to be loud — but it does need to be clear.
These soft-stretch boyshorts feature Nina Hartley’s iconic directive — “Fck like you’re listening.”* — printed across the front waistband like a private pledge and a public dare. Set on a glitch-black background with a smooth, low-profile seam, they’re made for movement, lounging, or letting someone discover the message when they get close enough.
It’s comfort with a backbone. Everyday underwear for people who don’t perform — they pay attention.
- Made from our super soft peachskin jersey in 92% polyester/8%spandex and lined with bamboo/rayon/spandex for comfort.
- Classic boyshort cut is both comfy and flattering.
- Fully printed 1.25” wide elastic waistband gives your undies a added touch of individuality.
- Activeseam stitching to move with you and keep seams smooth and bulk free
- Never-fade full colour sublimation print lasts even with repeated wear and washing.