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Introducing a vibrant and versatile Weekender Bag that adds a burst of color and joy to your travel adventures. This eye-catching design features a bold rainbow motif, perfect for anyone who loves to express their individuality and celebrate diversity. With its spacious dimensions, it can hold everything you need for a weekend getaway or a trip to the gym, making it an essential accessory for both the spontaneous traveler and the everyday explorer. Ideal for pride celebrations, summer vacations, or just a sunny day at the beach, this bag effortlessly suits a range of occasions. Whether you're heading out for a quick escape or simply enjoying a day out, the Weekender Bag is a fabulous companion for those who embrace fun and freedom in their everyday lives.
Take Nina with you — unapologetic, iconic, and watching your six.
This premium vegan leather backpack features vintage Nina Hartley in her signature command, printed across a vivid neon spectrum that turns every sidewalk into a catwalk. Signed by Nina herself (digitally printed), it’s not just a bag — it’s a walking statement. One that says: presence is power, and yes, I came to be seen.
Built to last with durable materials and all-gender appeal, this bag is perfect for those who carry pleasure, protest, and practicality all at once.
I'm Here for the Naked People Pint Glass, 16oz
Who says hydration can’t have a sense of humor?
This 16oz pint glass is cheeky, classic, and unapologetically honest — just like you. Whether it’s water, whiskey, or whatever makes you purr, this glass reminds everyone what you really showed up for: embodied joy, full permission, and maybe a few unclothed companions.
Printed with Nina’s iconic nude-backward-glance, this glass adds sass and play to your bar cart or brunch table. It’s a wink. It’s a vibe. It’s a toast to truth-telling in glass form.
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Whether you're sipping coffee after a steamy night or making your intentions clear over your first cup, this cheeky mug makes your morning routine a little bolder. Featuring Nina in all her unapologetic glory and the line we’ve all wanted to say out loud — “I’m here for the sex” — this glossy ceramic mug is part flirty wink, part functional classic.
It’s available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with your choice of accent colors for the handle and interior, so it pairs just as well with black silk sheets as it does with your morning espresso. Give it to your one-night stand, your partner, your favorite flirt — or keep it for yourself as a reminder that honesty is hot.
Say it with your chest. The F*ck Buddies Tank features a bold throwback image of Nina Hartley in red lingerie, framed by a vibrant digital mosaic that refuses to fade into the background — just like Nina. Whether you wear it on your morning ride, a sultry night out, or while reclaiming your Sunday on the couch, this piece lets you lead with confidence and cheek.
Made from ultra-soft peachskin jersey or bamboo blend, this fitted tank moves with you and holds its shape. Choose double-sided print or a solid color back, and pick your preferred length. Every tank is handmade in Montreal with love and attitude.
Care instructions: Machine wash cold with phosphate-free detergent. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low.
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Turn the lights down and the fun up. The Way Back Kimono is an vibrant wrap featuring vintage Nina Hartley in full starlight seduction. Designed with fluid holographic fabric, a black tie belt, and Nina’s signature on the chest, this robe blends intimacy and iconography in one unforgettable silhouette. Perfect as bedroom loungewear, statement outerwear, or your new favorite cover-up.
Artwork paired with luxury in this line of kimonos. Dramatic, elegant look. Perfect for special occasions, gallery shows and festivals!
Some heat announces itself. Other heat waits… and smolders.
Now you can wear the birth of an icon. This skirt features Nina’s first photoshoot!
The Slow Burn Skirt features vintage Nina Hartley in a quiet act of devotion — golden-lit, sunglasses on, back arched against a sunbaked brick wall. It’s sultry without spectacle. Confident without performance. Printed edge-to-edge on a soft, stretchy performance knit, this pencil skirt hugs the body and dares the viewer to look closer.
Wear it with leather, denim, or nothing at all. This one speaks in low tones — but it does speak.
Wrap yourself in unapologetic joy. This plush beach towel features Nina draped in clouds with the mantra: “Honor Pleasure, Play Naked.” It’s part celebration, part invitation — whether you’re sunbathing, skinny dipping, or just claiming your spot on the sand.
Soft, absorbent, and full of personality, this towel turns any beach day or bath ritual into a statement of self-honoring. Lightweight enough to travel, bold enough to be remembered.
Bring some radical sensual truth to your walls with this bold, high-impact canvas print. Featuring Nina in a torn Girlworld tee and the unforgettable phrase “Fuck like you’re listening,” this piece blends soft skin with sharp message. Printed on durable polyester canvas and stretched over a pine wood frame, it’s ready to hang and built to last. Whether it’s for your studio, bedroom, or play space, this canvas is both a visual stunner and a call to embodied attention.
Available in multiple sizes, this is not just wall art — it's a reminder to show up fully, honestly, and with care.
This is your chance to own a special moment in Nina’s journey. Her first photo shoot! She doesn’t need to move fast. She just needs to be seen.
This panoramic canvas features vintage Nina Hartley reclined against a sun-warmed brick wall — sunglasses on, body stretched, and gaze as steady as her confidence. Printed on high-quality polycotton with a satin finish, this oversized piece delivers heat in slow, smoldering waves. It’s horizontal, it’s hypnotic, and it’s made to own the space it enters.
Perfect for bedrooms, studios, or any wall craving bold erotic presence without the noise.
Slide into something a little more playful with the After Hours Boyshorts. Featuring a retro neon sunset, a confident wink from Nina, and a cut that flatters every curve, these boyshorts are made for nights that last a little longer. The fit is soft, stretchy, and designed to move with you — whether you’re dancing in your living room or staying in bed till noon. Crafted from our signature peachskin jersey and lined for breathable comfort, this pair is equal parts bold and cozy. A wide elastic waistband adds security and style, while sublimation printing keeps the colors as vibrant as you are.
These aren’t your average intimates — they’re lingerie that lives out loud.
Let your hips carry the message.
These no-fly boxer briefs feature Nina Hartley’s command — “Fuck like you’re listening.” — printed right across the most attention-holding real estate. The glitch-black backdrop evokes static, tension, and electricity — a visual nod to the difference between noise and signal. These are built for comfort, built for breath, and built to be read.
Whether they’re worn under jeans, jockstraps, or absolutely nothing else, these briefs don’t whisper. They instruct.
You can’t build a better world without a little help — and this thong says it with style.
The Mutual Aid Thong features Nina’s vintage iconography front and center, framed by a radiant Pride rainbow and her legendary quote:
“I can’t eat all this pussy by myself. I need your help.”
Equal parts rally cry and flirtation, this piece is built for comfort and unapologetic expression. The cut flatters, the stretch moves with you, and the message? Clear.
Whether you’re gifting a fellow pleasure revolutionary, dressing up for your own reflection, or just want a daily dose of queer joy under your jeans — this thong has you (barely) covered.
Product Features:
97% polyester, 3% spandex
Breathable antimicrobial fabric
4-way stretch for ease and movement
Wide elastic waistband that stays put
Digitally printed on demand in the USA
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach
No ironing, no dry cleaning needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Looking for some one-on-one time to pick my brain, ask real questions, and share a delicious meal together? Lunch with Nina is your chance to sit down face-to-face with me for 90 minutes of open, honest conversation — about sex, life, love, aging, performance, porn, pleasure, or whatever is on your heart.
Here’s what you’re getting:
90 minutes of in-person connection in Los Angeles
Your chance to ask me anything — truly, anything
My full attention, experience, humor, and heart
A relaxed, real-life conversation with a living legend
You buy lunch. No alcohol. No exceptions.
This is not a date, a fantasy, or a flirtation. This is respectful, intentional time with Nina — wisdom, wit, and warmth included.
Only lunch. Absolutely nothing more.
Let’s share a meal and a meaningful moment. I look forward to meeting you.
From $5,000 for domestic engagements.
Ms. Hartley has great rapport with young adults. In all of her University lectures she performs the magic trick of delivering vital, useful information about sex, sexuality and sexual expression in such a way that the students laugh as they learn. The lessons imparted are practical, universal and attainable. The students are always happy to have her back.
From $15,000 for Domestic Bookings
(plus first-class travel and accommodations)
Nina Hartley brings a rare and powerful combination of experience, intellect, and humor to the stage. Drawing from her decades-long career as both a registered nurse and one of the most iconic figures in adult entertainment, Ms. Hartley offers a bold and refreshing perspective on the true meaning of confidence — and how cultivating it can lead to greater personal and professional success.
Whether speaking to corporate audiences, academic groups, or specialized conferences, Nina delivers grounded, insightful, and unforgettable talks that challenge assumptions and uplift listeners.
Topics Often Include:
The link between embodiment and empowerment
Confidence as a skill, not a personality trait
How authenticity impacts workplace leadership
Boundaries, consent, and communication in professional environments
Booking Details:
Fees begin at $15,000 for domestic engagements
Client is responsible for all first-class travel, accommodations, and ground transportation
Custom keynotes or Q&A formats available by request
Virtual speaking options available at a different rate
With her signature mix of warmth, wisdom, and wit, Nina doesn’t just speak — she connects. Your audience will leave not only informed, but inspired.
Bring the icon with you — whether you’re heading to class, the café, or the revolution.
This structured vegan leather tote features vintage Nina Hartley printed across a high-shine neon spectrum, complete with her signature. Strong, sensual, and built to move with you, this bag is made for bodies who carry more than keys and lip balm. With room for a 16" laptop, sturdy handles, and full interior lining, it’s practical enough for everyday use and bold enough to start conversations at the checkout line.